i was scooping (read, wrestling) icecream into a bowl.
this is the conversation that ensued.
Brother: there's no sandwich meat.
Mom: use what we have.
brother finds liverwurst, starts spreading it on his sandwich.
Me: liverwurst is good with cream cheese, you know.
Brother: we have no cream cheese.
i go to the fridge, open the drawer. oh look. cream cheese.
Me: you mean this cream cheese? cos it doesn't look like mushrooms to me.
(i was just trying to pick something random that the cream cheese wasn't.)
i hand over the cream cheese and head back to my wrestling match with the ice cream.
Brother: you're ON mushrooms.
Me: no, i'm not. cos if i were, your face would be purple. and i'd be digging lava out of a flowerpot.
brother makes WTF face.